Stinky Mclinky
Stinky Mclinky went for a walk
he spotted a squirrel and started to stalk.
He chased the squirrel along the ground.
He chased it everywhere, all around.
After awhile he ran a mile
all the way back to the mystery aisle.
Around the corner he finds a rubbish pile.
Stinky Mclinky dived head first.
He ate some rubbish he felt his stomach was going to burst.
Sooner or later he developed a thirst.
When he arrived at home his owner forced him to shower.
It took a lot of power to get him smelling like a flower.
He ran outside and landed in some cow dung. The owner walked out his nose rung.